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Why Yeeting Baby Puffins off Cliffs Is the Moral Thing to Do
For a few weeks in August and September, the people of Vestmannaeyjar are on a mission – spending "puffling season" finding lost puffins who have mistaken city lights for the moon, their guiding light to sea, and toss them back into the waters where they
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
TikTokker Spends the Last Year of His Life Checking off Items from His Bucket List
As his TikTok channel grew in popularity, people from all around the world began following his uphill battle, which included updates on his health as well as his crossing off bucket list items.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
CINEMA IS BACK: Fuck a ‘Harry Potter’ Reboot, We Want ‘Shrek 5’
After a decade and change, 'Shrek 5' is really happening.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Bud Light Has Always Been Gay
We’re here. We like beer. Get used to it.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Reddit User Polishes Silver and Copper Using McDonald’s 'Mayo-Style Sauce'
Last week, Redditor u/vectron5 took to the platform with a McDonald’s related discovery they’d been lovin’ – a few splurts of the goo can leave your fancy cutlery looking as good as new.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Raw Milk and Twisted Tea: The Amish on TikTok Know How to Party
Earlier this month, Amish influencer Johnny Detweiler took to TikTok to offer his 111,000 followers a glimpse at how the Amish get down, a process that like all the best things in life, involves a barn, bonnets and a whole lot of Twisted Tea.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
ER or the 27 Club: Woman Breaks Down Why 5 Inches Is Actually the Perfect Length
After centuries of dick debates and discussion, we’ve finally reached a consensus surrounding the age-old inquiry for whether penis size matters — a resounding yes because taking a 12-inch dick hurts, goddamnit.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Female TikToker Says There's a Loophole in the Torah That Allows Women to Masturbate
Though the Torah has rigid rules on everything from eating cheeseburgers to turning on the lights during the sabbath, according to the texts of Judaism, the Torah doesn’t say anything about flicking another type of switch.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Oscar-Winner James Martin Worked His Shift at Starbucks the Day after His Big Win
Actor James Martin is a busy man.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Everything Rachel Bilson Has Said About Bill Hader's Dick Game
Rachel Bilson, she’s just like us, and by just like us, I mean just like *me* down horrendous and definitely *not* over her ex (pls call me, Jake, I have your hoodie and all forty (40) boxes of Warhammer you “accidentally” mailed to my house).
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
People Are Having A Hard Time Imagining the Lead Singer of Imagine Dragons Is Actually Hot
Over the past several days, Reynolds transformed from a bygone relic of bad, pre-Sophie 2010s electropop to TikTok sex symbol as several videos of him performing in Brazil late last month racked up millions of views.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
