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Natl Park Service Condemns Pushing Your Friend in Front of a Bear
Amid their busy schedule of looking after America’s national parks and fielding a brand-new barrage of questions about cocaine and bears, and cocaine bears, the National Park Service managed to find the time to issue an important PSA — don’t feed your fr
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
What Presidents Would Look Like if They Were Sporting a Mullet
Great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, midwestern moms moonlighting as gymnastics coaches and every single man under the age of 30 living in Bushwick — mullets are back and more presidential than ever.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Jennifer Coolidge's Newest Role — The Villain of Power Rangers
Months after Jennifer Coolidge’s Tonya McQuoid was axed from White Louts in a manner typically reserved for the likes of Bugs Bunny and Tom from Tom and Jerry, it seems the star has already nabbed her next iconic role — a camp-as-hell supervillain straigh
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Sabrina Carpenter Schools the British Broadcasting Company On The True Meaning of BBC
After more than a century of the term BBC holding *vastly* different meanings in the United States and the United Kingdom, meanings respectively embraced as a beloved symbol of national pride and the other recognized as the TV channel with 'Doctor Who'.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Goth IHOP' E-Girl Gets Slapped with Pancake Copyright Lawsuit
Bad news for fine employees at the fine dining locales of Femboy Hooters, Tomboy Outback and Milf Dennys: Your uniforms can and will start a legal shitstorm — just ask Cosplayer/unofficial Goth IHOP waitress, Candylion.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head
Move over halved cupcakes and existential crises about the never-ceasing passage of time, it seems child star-turned-adult-star-but-not-like-that Macaulay Culkin has found the best way to celebrate a half-birthday or any occasion for that matter: Watching
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Did Tom Cruise Eat Dennis Quaid?
Bimbofication, you don’t have shit on Quaidification.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You’re Married, But You Love Me': Bing's A.I. Chatbot 'Sydney' Will Love Bomb You
People will debate the validity of chatbots, but we think falling in love with strangers and trying to break up healthy marriages is the most human thing a chatbot has done thus far. You go Sydney!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Scientists Suggest Drinking Pepsi and Coke Can Increase the Size of Your Testicles
A recent study conducted by Northwest Minzu University in China has found that yes, indeed. Drinking Pepsi and Coca-Cola can likely increase men's testosterone levels and testicle size.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Kinks’ Guitarist Dave Davies Falls for Sarcastic Tweet Trolling His Band
Dave Davies fought the good fight on Twitter, but the trolls won again.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap
On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'
An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
