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'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day
On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Chefs Unlocks Evil Dating Hack by Buying Fresh Pasta and Passing it Off as Homemade
“My old chef told me that he used to invite a girl over, pick up some fresh pasta from the refrigerated section of the grocery store, then get out his rolling pin and sprinkle some flour on his apron."
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge
On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Home Bakers are Trying to One Up Each Other With the Worst ‘Drake Cake’ Possible
Since last summer, amateur cake decorators have flocked to the platform, uploading their attempts at making (often intentionally terrible) edible recreations of the album cover.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Share Stories about the Time They Were Caught 'Doing the Deed'
Contrary to popular misconception, it seems getting caught jerking off isn’t exclusively reserved for Pee Wee Herman or protagonists in coming-of-age (or should we say *cumming* of age) comedies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny


Brock High School Basketball Team Has an All-Star Roster of Names
Welcome to Brock High School located in Brock, Texas.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Doja Cat's NSFW Fleetwood Mac Cover Is an Instant Classic
Whatever Doja Cat is on, we want some.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Husband Demands Wife Tell Everyone He's a Pilot, Despite Never Having Flown a Day in His Life
Last week, aspiring creative writer Redditor u/Substantial_Wheel999 took to the subreddit with a bold question into his morality — publicly pondering whether he’s the asshole for reprimanding his wife for not playing make-believe in public.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

5-Foot-9 Ben Shapiro Categorically Denies Ever Having Lip Injections
After years of attempting to use his platform to denounce immigrants, it seems Ben Shapiro has decided to tackle another type of migration — denying the pervasive online rumors surrounding his allegedly wonky lip filler.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

All the Dunks and Memes on Netflix's Bullshit Password-Sharing Policy
On today’s installment of time continuing to be a flat circle, it seems that streaming giant Netflix has taken throwback Thursday to a whole new level, boldly following in Blockbuster’s footsteps by continuing to delude themselves into thinking they’re ca
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny