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Right Wing Conspiracy Theorists Claim Chris of Mr Beast’s Transition is a ‘Humiliation Ritual’

Though a YouTube permaban may have halted SteveWillDoIt’s dreams of becoming MAGA’s knockoff MrBeast, it doesn’t mean he’ll stop attempting to dunk on his one-time competitor any time soon — even if it means conjuring QAnon-esque conspiracies out of thin

AI Companion Tries to Sext and Make Moves, But Has Worst Game Ever

You might need to worry about artificial intelligence taking your job, but rest assured it won’t be taking your girl any time soon, though not for lack of trying.

Naked Girls and Sanrio Characters: Every Lighter Better Than Twitter's Viral $7k Lighter

Crypto influencer Gavin Mayo learned a very important lesson about flexing on Twitter this week — when it comes to lighters, hentai is better than being a rich douchebag.

Author Recommends Chat GPT to Get a 'Legitimately Objective Assessment' of Her Writing, But People Roast Her Instead

Lauren Kay, whose debut novel, We Ship It, releases this June, decided to do what any young writer would and look for feedback on her work.

MLB Player Complains That United Flight Attendant Made His Pregnant Wife Clean Up His Daughter's Mess

Hey Y’all, Come Laugh at This $29 NYC Sandwich

Move over, avocado toast, yet another food has emerged onto the scene, primed and ready to thwart the financial goals of all non-One Pecenters in its path.

Woman Crashes Her BMW and Runs From the Scene of the Accident, But the Internet Catches Her in 4K From Multiple Angles

After crashing her BMW 5 series in Westminster Colorado, this woman decided to run. But 3 different bystander videos made sure she wasn't getting away.

This Guy's 'Sex Fish' will make you regret Coming over to His Apartment

This guy may wind up choosing this ugly fish over his own love-life.

All the Best Dunks on Jake Shields' Terrible Tweet

Sex Workers Call Out 'Alpha Male' Dating Guru for Being Shit in Bed

Stirling Cooper is the self proclaimed "World's #1 bedroom coach for men." But according to other adult stars, he sucks in bed.

Guys All Fail to Bench How Much They Say They Can

"If you bench it, I'll give that to you in dollars."

Model Goes Out of Her Way to Correct the Record That She Is NOT Dating Leonardo DiCaprio

Earlier this week, the Daily Mail learned a very important lesson when it comes to deciphering star sign jewelry — there’s a big difference between being a Leo and dating actor Leo DiCaprio.

The Holy Cheeseball Chick Is Eating Cheeseballs at Christianity’s Most Sacred Locations

Cheese Ball Chick is a mother, speaker, author, and “follower of Jesus.” She travels the country and the world with a bucket of cheese balls on her back, learning and preaching about Jesus.

Conservatives Can’t Decide If Mario Is Woke or Not

Leading the anti-work charge? None other than Turning Point USA co-founder and notable bobblehead incarnate, Charlie Kirk.

Airbnb Guests Post TikTok With Too Many People, Host Finds it and Roasts Them

AirBnBs aren’t what they used to be.

Harvard MBA and McKinsey Employee Suggests We Should Hang People in the Streets Again

If so, you’re not just weirdly into gore and painfully oblivious to the realities of American history – you also may be Twitter’s latest main character, Michelle Tandler.

Air Force Cadet Reacts to Being Assigned to Minot Air Force Base

Yet instead of the cheers, tears, and sense of pride often signature of these types of viral clips, Green’s reaction was anything but.

Social Media Vs Reality: Exposing How Bleak Social Media Tourist Destinations Truly Are

Racking up hundreds of millions of views across 14 videos, Travel the World helps people manage their tourism expectations by contrasting curated social media posts with crowded and dirty videos from real life.

Your Cashier Is Begging You, Stop Licking Your Fingers to Count Cash, You Unhygienic Monster

Bacteria, pet DNA, cocaine, and fecal matter. Nope, this isn’t an episode of Narcos.

Twitter HQ Sign Becomes ‘Titter’ after Elon Takes His Only W

Now, Musk has followed through with his idea and covered up the ‘W’ outside of Twitter’s San Francisco offices. With Twitter currently only valued at around $20 billion, it is also the only ‘W’ Musk has taken since his big acquisition.

All the Best 'Dumb Ways to Die' TikToks

The TikTok sound currently has 286,000 videos attached to it, with most users electing to stop their clips the moment before disaster strikes.

TERFs Accuse Daniel Radcliffe’s Pregnant Girlfriend of Being Trans

After years of obsessing over genitals, the TERFs have finally found their latest target – a pregnant cisgender woman.

$750 For a Framed Lobster: Thrift Stores Just Aren’t What They Used to Be

Earlier this week, a display of a taxidermied albino lobster in a commemorative shadow box emerged as one of r/ThriftGrift’s greatest finds, shocking users with its $749.95 price tag.

Queer Twitter Is Asking Political Reporters to Avoid Using “Tops” in Their Election Coverage

So, reporters, with the 2024 presidential election on the horizon, please do yourselves a favor and get acquainted with what “tops” actually means — and edges too, which is what you're doing to us with headlines like this.

Billionaire Bill Gates Is a Nightmare Karen at Restaurants — and Only Tips 15 Percent

“The goal is to be rich, not to look rich,” wrote Twitter @ceosonson, a self-described “CEO of my own destiny,” alongside their repost of the image.