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RIP To a Legend: 28 Wild Jerry Springer Moments in His Remembrance
Legendary talk show host and former Mayor of Cincinnati Jerry Springer has died at the age of 79 and in honor of his legacy let's take a look at some of the wildest moments and excerpts from his shows.
By Broseph_Mcbrah
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
We’re All Scared of the Realistic Sea Creatures in the New ‘Little Mermaid’
There's a new teaser trailer out for The Little Mermaid and Flounder – Ariel’s cute fish sidekick played by the adorable Jacob Trembley – has been met with some very strong reactions, ranging from horror to outrage to hunger.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Buzz Aldrin Deletes Moon Pics from Twitter After All the New Blue Checks Claim It's Fake
Buzz Aldrin, the American astronaut who made history as the second man to walk on the moon during the 1969 Apollo 11 mission, learned a very tough life lesson last week – it’s hard to punch conspiracy theorists through a computer screen.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
American Fugitive Who Faked His Own Death and Fled to the UK Gives Oscar-Worthy Performance on Dateline
Alahverdian, who now goes by the name Arthur Knight, is currently being held in detention in Scotland where he awaits extradition back to the United States.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Incel Community Implodes After Leading Member Allegedly Gets Laid
Despite earning his status as one of the Incel world’s most well-known forum moderators, Komesarj recently threw away years of hard work, dedication, and (probably) Mountain Dew-soaked sweat to stray from the cause – having sex.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Ben Askren Calls His Wife 'Mid' In Failed Tribute Post, She Then Calls Him Out
Former mixed martial artist and UFC fighter Ben Askren decided to make what he thought was a lovely post celebrating his wife Amy, “for being such a great mom to our kids.” But after using some questionable wording, he’s getting roasted by the internet, a
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
It Really Sucks To Be Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell's Significant Others Right Now
Despite the passion-breaking forces of bad CGI, terrible superhero franchises, and the refusal to think of one iota of original IP (looking at you, Disney) it seems we can still have a scrap of horny, Hollywood drama as a treat in these trying times.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
There Is Not a Single Angle That You Can't See the Disneyland Fire From
On Saturday, April 22, Disneyland made headlines after a performance of its nighttime show Fantasmick quite literally went up in flames, the show’s centerpiece, a 45-foot animatronic Maleficent dragon, catching fire.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Utah House Slides Down a Mountain, People are Calling the Return of the Poltergeist
Last October, city building officials in Draper, Utah declared that two cliff-top homes on East Springtime Road were “unfit for human habitation.” On Saturday, those two homes were filmed crumbling down the side of a cliff.
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Transphobes Fail to Recognize a Trans Man Then Bully Him for Not Being More “Obvious” about Being Trans
The war on transgender people using the public bathrooms of their choice keeps on raging, though conservatives have overplayed their hand on “knowing what all transgender people look like.”
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Bam Margera Is On the Run From Pennsylvania State Police after Threatening to Kill His Brother
The former Jackass and MTV star allegedly threatened to kill his brother Jesse after an altercation early Sunday morning before fleeing into the woods near his Pennsylvania family home.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Everything Internet Sleuths Have Uncovered About SpaceX's Failed Rocket Launch
Before the April 20th launch of SpaceX’s new ‘Starship’ rocket, boss Elon Musk stated that he “would consider anything that does not result in the destruction of the launch mount itself … to be a win.”
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New Fan App Lets You Pay $100 for A Follow From an Ex-Reality TV Star
Have you ever wanted an ex-reality star to follow you on Instagram? To get that prized dm from an ex-Survivor contestant? Well, for $75 to $200 and you now can thanks to the new Cameo-like service, FanBasis.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Starbucks' New Olive Oil 'Poop Potion' is Making People Shit Themselves
Upon snapping up a pretentiously-sized cup of olive-oil coffee, Starbucks patrons – and their bowels – got a whole lot more than they bargained for, the beverages catalyzing countless bathroom emergencies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The 'Elite Breeding Couple' Have a Long and Cringeworthy Reddit History
Simone and Malcolm Collins became the main characters of Twitter this week after they were featured in a Telegraph article titled, “Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
