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Andrew Tate Simps Think They've Found a Glitch in the Matrix
Tate and his brother were released from prison last Friday, March 31, which if you can read the tea leaves, or operate Google search, you’ll learn is the same day The Matrix was released in theaters in 1999.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Andrew Tate is Out of Prison and Photoshopping His Beard For Social Media
After months of being photoshopped into everything from a hot girl to a coquette, notable Romanian prisoner Andrew Tate has seemingly taken matters into his own hands, appearing to terribly photoshop his prison beard.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘I’m Quitting’: Adin Ross Quits after Viewers Spam His 'Sister’s Nudes'
Adin Ross announced yesterday that he is quitting streaming and social media for good, following multiple incidents of viewers sending him naked photos of his sister during streams.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Everything Went Dark': Woman Passes Out after Teens Target Her With ‘Bucket Prank’ Challenge
If you search “bucket prank” in TikTok’s search bar, you’ll find videos of teenagers in Home Depot and Target, pranking strangers by putting buckets on their heads, before running away.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Libs of TikTok Failed the Green Line Test
Though Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may not have not immediately recognized Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichikt during their Capitol Hill run-in, the fine people of Twitter sure did, identifying the controversial admin and her green line test-
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Make Sure My Man Nuts At Least 6 or 7 Times a Day': OnlyFans Model Talks About How Much She Pleasures Her Man
While Dick Destroyer December may be eight months away, it’s never too early to start training – just ask OnlyFans creator Vicky Banxxx, who pledged her allegiance to making her man cum 6-7 times per day.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
D&Tea CEO Put on Blast for Asking a Client Out on a Date
Twitch streamer and content creator, PinkVaporGaming, took to Twitter to share a conversation she had with a co-founder of DandTeaCo; a Dungeons & Dragons-themed tea company, where he used his business contacts to ask her out on a date.
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Woman Says She Drank $50,000 Worth of Booze in the Ultra VIP Section
“You might be thinking Thaiz, “‘are you an alcoholic or are you rich? One or the other,’” she commenced the clip, which has since garnered upwards of 420,000 views. “No no no, it was insane.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
ChatGPT Will Write You a Poem About Gay Frogs (But Only If You’re Gay)
Earlier this week, TikToker @misleadreed learned this lesson the hard way, detailing how their request for ChatGPT to follow in the footsteps of gay frog expert Alex Jones went off the rails in a now-viral TikTok.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace
Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Man On Zoom Call Says Working From Home 'Isn't Really Working'
Though Willett Advisors exec Steven Ratner may have attempted to make a rousing argument advocating returning to in-person work in his recent New York Times OpEd, his actions managed to send a different message when he called in remotely for a television
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Matan Even, AKA the ‘Bill Clinton Kid,’ Is Popping up Everywhere, but It Turns Out He’s Always Been Here
You may remember Matan Even from his stunt at the 2022 Game Awards ceremony, where he rushed the stage, and thanked his ‘reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton’ during Elden Ring’s Game of the Year acceptance speech.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
