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r/RantsFromRetail Is Proof the Customer Is Never Right
“Everyone should have to work in customer service at some point in their life.”
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'So, Can You?': People Really Want to Know if Flexible Health TikToker Can Suck it Himself
Earlier this month, the flexibility coach took to the platform with a new clip detailing three of the key stretches that have made his life a whole lot easier and bendier, a video that like most things on the internet, quickly took a hard turn for the hor
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dad Lets Kids Dig Canal At Beach, Accidentally Destroys Gulf Coast Ecosystem
Last week, the self-described “teller of Dad jokes” @huckleberryfinn83 took to TikTok with a video detailing his latest beach day endeavor — creating a massive spout from an adjacent canal into the Gulf of Mexico.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
People Are Sharing Their Favorite TikToks Over Fears the App Will Soon Be Banned
From the biiiiig stretches of medieval stretching racks to ridiculously horny trains, here are some of the most absurd TikToks to watch before the app may or may not vanish into the digital ether.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
That Coconut Does Not Need to Be Fingered: Men Are Making Extremely Cringe Horny Cooking Videos… and Women In The Comments Seem To Find Them Hot
Since joining the platform in 2020, Lorenzen’s aggressively horny videos have garnered him a following of more than 3.5 million viewers hooked on his every move.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Viral Debt Hack That Will Ruin Your Credit and Leave Your Broke Forever
Earlier this year, James Jiang, a self-described all-caps “CREDIT REPAIR EXPERT” appeared on the New Money Talks podcast to tout a bizarre piece of financial wisdom – get out of debt by not paying back your debt.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
No, the 'Domino Effect' Meme Guy Isn't Elliot Rodgers' Dad
Last week, Twitter user @RevDocBobSac sparked viral confusion after he took to the platform to share a post falsely alleging Peter has yet another pop culture connection to the popular shitpost format.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
People Feel Cheated After Learning Hibernation Doesn't Mean What They Thought It Meant
“Realizing a lot of my education is assumed knowledge. I’m concernt,” wrote one Twitter user alongside a screengrab of a viral TikTok. “I want financial compensation,” added another.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
America's WWII Inflatable Ghost Army Was the Best Troll In Warfare History
Long before Wile E. Coyote began faceplanting into extravagantly painted landscape portraits, it seems yet another group pioneered the Looney Tunes-ass past time of getting bamboozled by obvious decoys — German Nazis.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs
Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
TikTok Harry Potter Fans Are Imagining Some Very Questionable Professor Snape Fantasies
Over the past several weeks, several down-horrendous millennial Harry Potter fans have taken their adoration for their favorite Hogwarts professor to the next level, creating a series of horny smut, imagining what it’d be like to land a seat in Snape’s po
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse
PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘The Andrew Tate for Women’: Toxic Female Tiktokers Encourage Women to Only Date Men Who Will Pay Them $10,000,000
Semi-decent-kickboxer turned Romanian prisoner, Andrew Tate, has finally met his match … well, his match that *isn’t* Greta Thunburg or jail ghosts. Enter the world of TikTok’s latest dating trend — femcel influencers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
MrBeast Says He’s ‘Considering’ Bailing Out the Banks
Move over blind people, African children and Twitch e-girls — YouTube charity porn star MrBeast has hinted at the latest benefactor of his borderline-exploitative philanthropy — the global banking system.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Forbes Has an Epically, Insanely Bad Knack for Picking White-Collar Scammers For Their Cover Stories
Last month, the financial news giant released their annual list of America’s Best Banks, a ranking that predominantly featured the now-defunct SVB Financial Group’s Silicon Valley Bank *and* Signature Bank.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
