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People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

To bone or not to bone, that is the question …. that has been dividing parents on Twitter.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Ford Has Patented a Car That Can Reposes Itself

Ford Has Patented a Car That Can Reposes Itself

Bad news for Jude Law in that one movie, Anthony Head in that other movie (if you can even call it that) and the entire cast of truTV’s bygone reality series Operation Repo: It seems robots are officially coming to repossess the job of repossessions.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Reckless Drivers Are Shamelessly Exposing the Idiocy of Their Speeder Culture

Reckless Drivers Are Shamelessly Exposing the Idiocy of Their Speeder Culture

It is as dangerous as it is extraordinarily idiotic.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Move over Ibrahim El Boustati, Scott Gibson and Greta Thunberg — it seems the ever-growing list of people who have tried and/or succeeded in kicking Andrew Tate’s ass has taken a turn for the ghostly.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Natl Park Service Condemns Pushing Your Friend in Front of a Bear

Natl Park Service Condemns Pushing Your Friend in Front of a Bear

Amid their busy schedule of looking after America’s national parks and fielding a brand-new barrage of questions about cocaine and bears, and cocaine bears, the National Park Service managed to find the time to issue an important PSA — don’t feed your fr

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

As TikToker @ispyshiny so aptly put it in her caption — “I am so happy my teenage self only had dog ears on Snapchat.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Drake's Therapist Told Him He 'Has the Most Gigantic Tits'

Drake's Therapist Told Him He 'Has the Most Gigantic Tits'

So friends, remember, if you ever happen to be in the same room as Drake, remember he’s got the bigger tits.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

If you've lost Ben Garrison, then you really are on an island all your own.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

This isn't the first ludicrous (pun fully intended) Vin Diesel video to make us scratch our heads, and I'm certain it won't be the last.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The President of Mexico Is Convinced He Spotted a Woodland Elf

The President of Mexico Is Convinced He Spotted a Woodland Elf

Mexico’s president — he’s just us … if us here means moms who spend a little *too* much time on Facebook.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Sabrina Carpenter Schools the British Broadcasting Company On The True Meaning of BBC

Sabrina Carpenter Schools the British Broadcasting Company On The True Meaning of BBC

After more than a century of the term BBC holding *vastly* different meanings in the United States and the United Kingdom, meanings respectively embraced as a beloved symbol of national pride and the other recognized as the TV channel with 'Doctor Who'.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Goth IHOP' E-Girl Gets Slapped with Pancake Copyright Lawsuit

'Goth IHOP' E-Girl Gets Slapped with Pancake Copyright Lawsuit

Bad news for fine employees at the fine dining locales of Femboy Hooters, Tomboy Outback and Milf Dennys: Your uniforms can and will start a legal shitstorm — just ask Cosplayer/unofficial Goth IHOP waitress, Candylion.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Sad Loser Insults Emilia Clarke and Faces the Full Wrath of Twitter

Sad Loser Insults Emilia Clarke and Faces the Full Wrath of Twitter

When the sorry loser Jon Miller decided to tweet this reaction to a photo Emilia posted to her Instagram, the internet had her back.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head

Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head

Move over halved cupcakes and existential crises about the never-ceasing passage of time, it seems child star-turned-adult-star-but-not-like-that Macaulay Culkin has found the best way to celebrate a half-birthday or any occasion for that matter: Watching

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Twitter Exec Who Posted Picture of Her Sleeping at the Office Has Been Fired

Twitter Exec Who Posted Picture of Her Sleeping at the Office Has Been Fired

You go, girlboss … and remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Did Tom Cruise Eat Dennis Quaid?

Did Tom Cruise Eat Dennis Quaid?

Bimbofication, you don’t have shit on Quaidification.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You’re Married, But You Love Me': Bing's A.I. Chatbot 'Sydney' Will Love Bomb You

'You’re Married, But You Love Me': Bing's A.I. Chatbot 'Sydney' Will Love Bomb You

People will debate the validity of chatbots, but we think falling in love with strangers and trying to break up healthy marriages is the most human thing a chatbot has done thus far. You go Sydney!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Year of Hardcore Lent

The Year of Hardcore Lent

It all began earlier this week, when the actor formerly known as Marky Mark, Mark Wahlberg, dropped by the long-running NBC morning program to promote his Catholic prayer app, Hallow.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Italian Model Gio Scotti Is Forcing Incels To Question Their Sexuality

Italian Model Gio Scotti Is Forcing Incels To Question Their Sexuality

Posing a bold question for the culture — Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to attractive women?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Muppet Conspiracy Theorist Argues Miss Piggy and Kermit Are the Same Species

Muppet Conspiracy Theorist Argues Miss Piggy and Kermit Are the Same Species

After years of debate, speculation and questions about what the hell goes on in the world of muppets, it seems we finally have an answer to a long-running quandary surrounding the JHECU. (Jim Henson Extended Cinematic Universe)

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

TikTok Country Girls Are Threatening to Steal Your Man

TikTok Country Girls Are Threatening to Steal Your Man

Country girls: They not only make do but incredibly amusing TikTok drama.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I’m From Scranton and What I’m Smoking is Dirt’: Biden Weed Edits Are the Dankest AI Memes Around

‘I’m From Scranton and What I’m Smoking is Dirt’: Biden Weed Edits Are the Dankest AI Memes Around

Biden/Harris 2024: Wizard shit. Biden shit.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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