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People Want This Dog to Be the New Minnesota State Flag

Recently, Minnesota announced that it would be accepting submissions for a new state flag and seal.

‘What Kinda Grand Theft Auto Nonsense Is This?’: Man Steals ATM Using Backhoe

For most people, stealing is a pretty casual endeavor. Go into a store, stuff a couple shirts down your pants, walk out. Simple, right?

'A Few Highway Beers and This Would Go Hard': Ravers Are Dying to Drive On China’s New Rainbow Road

Rainbow Road is real and dangerous.

TikToker Shows How Coked Out Her Mom Is

A coke addiction is no joke. But a Diet Coke addiction? That’ll shake your whole life up, as a user on TikTok recently revealed.

This World Record Zucchini Is All Sorts of Jack and the Beanstalk Nightmare Fuel

There’s a new world record zucchini out there — and my god is it a sight to behold.

'No, Let Him On the Team': Everyone Want's This Possum On Their College Football Team

I know this is a controversial statement, but you couldn't pay me to watch college football.

Statistically Accurate Gas Station Graffiti Poll Settles the A** or T*ts Debate Once and For All

“This unscientific poll has been going on at the local gas station for the last few months,” they captioned a snap of an unknown Royal Farms location.

'What In the GTA?': Nude Man Beats Up Cop and Steals His Car On the Las Vegas Strip

One nude Las Vegas man decided to take GTA from PS5 to IRL, beating the hell out of a local cop before hijacking — and quickly crashing — his patrol cruiser.

Watch a Man Chop Down a Tree Using Just a Slingshot

The internet is full of unorthodox methods for doing everyday tasks.

Rugby Players Practice Giving Each Other the Ultimate Wedgies

The Rugby World Cup recently took place in France and increased publicity surrounding the event meant that many people learned about rugby for the first time.

Meet The Honorable Ginger Gooch, Everyone's Favorite New State Judge

Some people are just easy marks.

Dude Publicly Shoots His Shot With Influencer, and People Are Calling It a Byproduct of the ‘Travis Kelce Effect’

Redditor Says He Has ‘Apocalypse-Ready’ 2.5 TB Adult Video Collection

If there ever is a nearly world-ending apocalypse, cranking it is probably going to be one of the last things on your mind.

‘That Glass Is Impressive’: Nunchuck Master Meets His Match Against ‘Very Tough Security Door’

While you spent your time getting mad online, this man mastered the nunchucks.

‘Dad’s New Driver’: Man Records His Neighbor’s Kid Smashing His Driver Over and Over Again

Playing golf can be expensive.

‘He Was Waiting for This Moment His Whole Life’: Two Bros Have a Flex-Off on the Jumbotron

People love a little healthy competition, which is why we have sports.

‘The John Wick of Sticks’: Dude Is Living the Male Dream and Has the Wall of Stick-Pistols to Prove It

We’ve previously discussed the simple beauty of a great stick.

'The Very Essence of Amsterdam': Man Trips Hard In Amsterdam After Enjoying One Too Many Space Brownies

In the now-viral clip, the man, who presumably had one-too-many space cakes and possibly a few extra mushrooms, can be seen teetering over the body of water, somehow managing to fall asleep intertwined with the metal bars.

Hungry Javelinas Are Waging War on Arizona’s Most Prestigious Golf Course

Sorry gophers — another animal has emerged as the patron saint of peeving putters, none other than a hungry band of javelinas hellbent on single-hoovedly destroying a luxe Arizona golf course.

‘They Want Me to Drink Another Whiskey Dude’: ‘Ghost Adventures’ Host, Billy Tolley, Gets Possessed By an Alcoholic Ghost

Alcoholism is a problem that you’d hope would stop with death.

'She's Right': Crying Zoomer Roasted For Her Take On 9—5 Jobs Is Right – Commuting Sucks

After roughly a century and a half, Karl Marx has finally been replaced as the face of capitalist critique. His successor? None other than influencer @brielleybelly123, a 20-something college grad who has a whole lot to say about the state of the American

Group of Girls Go Shot-for-Shot in TSA Security Line

Going through airport security is a drag.

A Steve Harvey Bar Crawl Is Exactly What A Girls Night Out Should Be

In the past few years, girls have turned dressing up like bald male celebrities into a meme.

‘He Wasn’t Ghosting, He Was on Trial for First-Degree Murder’: Influencer Relieved Her Crush Wasn’t Ignoring Her

In online discussions about dating, there’s a lot of talk about “red flags.”

‘You Shouldn’t Assault Women and Call Them B—tches’: Peeved College Student Enacts Eight Years of Revenge on Man Who Called Her Friend a Fat B—ch

In early September, a TikToker named Susi opened a video with, “Call me crazy if you want, but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto,” and the entirety of TikTok took that as a challenge.