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‘Bro Is Showing Out’: Behold the Swagger of a Whip Enthusiast's Meetup
Once relegated to cowboys and Old West gangsters, the humble whip has become a performance piece for 10-gallon hat enthusiasts around the world. There are whip-cracking competitions, people who crack whips to songs and a whole online community of people w
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17 Times Politicians Decided to Stop Talking and Start Throwing Hands
In theory, our elected officials should be some of society’s most intelligent, reasonable, and mature people. Unfortunately, self-interest, corruption, and our own stupidity as voters means that they are usually anything but.
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Amateur Cryptid Photographer Captures ‘Most Exciting Surface Pictures’ of the Loch Ness Monster
Though the world’s biggest hunt for Scotland’s Loch Ness monster may have ended in a series of mysterious underwater “gloops” that oh-so-coincidentally evaded Cryptid-enthusiasts’ audio recorders, there still may be hope that Nessie swims among us.
By Carly Tennes
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Wives Just Don’t Understand What’s With Men and Their Sticks
Dudes love sticks. Walking through the woods and find a good stick? You know that’s getting picked up, maybe even swung around like a sword. A great stick? A perfect walking companion? Heck, that might even get brought home.
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No One Throws a Party Like a Small Town Getting Their First T.J. Maxx
What’s the best party you’ve ever been to? New Year’s Eve 2018, where your buddy did a backflip off the roof into an ice-cold swimming pool? Last year’s St. Patricks’ Day, where you drank a fifth of vodka then did that thing all your friends agreed to nev
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One Year of Dating App Stats Prove the New York Public Library Is the Best Place to Meet Singles
Data (and book) nerds, this one’s for you. Over at r/dataisbeautiful, one young New York City resident has shared his data after seven months of using online dating apps, and the results may surprise you: He’s had the most luck within the New York Public
By cathybara
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Nicki Minaj's 'Call of Duty' Skin Just Dropped
The Harajuku Barbie is here the shoot down the ops! Nicki Minaj is now a playable character in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and Warzone 2.0. She is the first female celebrity to have an operator in the game. For the low price of 2400 Call of Duty points
By lizalikeminelli
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Few Fair Attractions Are More Fun than the Monkeys That Race on the Backs of Dogs
Imagine this; you’re at the county fair and you doing the regular fair activities, petting small horses, eating fried food and maybe you might even indulge with a caricature drawing. But then you hear a man announce what will quickly consume your entire a
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nobody Is Vibing Harder Than This Dude Riding a Recycling Bin Downhill
San Francisco: a city of innovation. Uber, DoorDash, Airbnb — countless tech giants call this city their home, and now, there’s a new technology set to take the city by storm thanks to “man riding recycling can.”
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‘Daddy Better Get a Paternity Test’: Skeptics Convinced Spotless Baby Giraffe Result of Steamy Zoo Cheating Scandal
As the zoological world celebrates the recent birth of a rare, spotless giraffe at Brights Zoo in Limestone, Tennessee, several skeptics are convinced the newborn mammal’s lack of spots isn’t merely a coincidence.
By Carly Tennes
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The Restaurant That Will Serve You Infinite Desserts
If you’re going to spend almost $200 on dinner, you want it to truly blow your mind, right?
By cathybara
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Guy Exposes Upstairs Neighbor’s Affair Because It’s Affecting His Sleep Schedule
What’s the furthest you would go to ensure a good night’s sleep? Earplugs and a sleep mask? White noise machine and humidifier? What about exposing your upstairs neighbor’s affair because their nighttime activities were keeping you awake?
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Sex in 4 Minutes': Gamers Are Speedrunning 'Baldur’s Gate 3,' Not for Completion, but to See Who Can Get Laid the Fastest
High-level speedruns are spectacular demonstrations of gaming skill, practice and preparation, with titles like Minecraft, Halo and Mario captivating the speedrunning community for decades.
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Newly-Single Former Finnish PM Enjoys Hot Girl Summer, Posting Festival Thirst Trap
Though Finland's former Prime Minister Sanna Marin may have only recently announced that she and her husband Markus Raikkonen were filing for divorce after 19 years together, the ex-lawmaker is already embracing a hot girl summer.
By Carly Tennes
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'Ms. Biljana Electronica is back!': Fans Celebrate the Hot Blonde from 'Planet of the Bass'' Triumphant Return
Days after Ms. Biljana Electronica’s conspicuous disappearance from Kyle Gordon’s various “Planet of the Bass” music videos sent Twitter into a tizzy, our favorite blonde Europop icon is back — and more delightfully nonsensical than ever.
By Carly Tennes
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