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Man Who Received OTPHJ From Rep. Lauren Boebert Won't Be Getting a Second Date
After days of forbidden thirsting, we may finally have a concrete answer to the age-old question of whether Rep. Lauren Boebert puts out on the first date: Possibly, but only if you’re in a crowded theater during a regional production of Beetlejuice.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Why Shouldn’t We Pave the Atlantic?’: Twitter User’s Proposal to Fill in the Atlantic Ocean Is Manifest Destiny in Its Purest Form
If you’re old, you might remember a Usenet group called “alt.pave.the.earth.” The fantasy of this group was simple — cover the world in asphalt.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Women Are Asking the Men In Their Lives How Often They Think About the Roman Empire
What is the Roman Empire? And why are men thinking about it every day?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Era of the Soyface Has Ended – According to YouTube Mogul MrBeast
If you’ve spent any time on the internet in the past few years, you’ve probably seen MrBeast, or more specifically, a photo of him smiling with his mouth wide open, an expression known in some online circles as soyface/soyboy face.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
One of Danny Masterson's Victims Threatens to Out Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis
By now you’re all caught up on Danny Masterson’s 30 years in prison sentence for rape. You’ve heard about the character letters written in his favor by Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'Waistin Away Again in Booberitaville': Instagram Model Roasted for Memorializing Jimmy Buffett with Bikini Thirst Trap
Fins up, y’all.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Even Elephants Are Stealing Now, and You Can’t Do Anything About It
It’s time we talk about the elephant in the room: elephant criminality.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'I Love Cream Cakes': Ryanair Boss Announces His Love For Cream Pies After Climate Protester Shoves One In His Face
Climate activists in Brussels pied Ryanair CEO, Michael O’Leary in the face. The Irish airline boss was conducting a one-man press conference against the EU air traffic control strikes.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Pig Is Very Sensitive’: Amazon Driver Instructed That Ignoring Pig Will Result in Her Being ‘Self-Conscious and Depressed’
Everybody knows that delivery drivers have to put up with a lot, including particularly demanding customer requests. In the case of one Amazon driver, though, the customer request was simple: Say hello to my pig.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
