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Ring Offering $1 Million To Anyone Who Captures Proof of Extraterrestrial Life
Though Ring cameras may have caught cheaters, kidnappers and even deadly explosions, the Amazon subsidiary is ready to capture something even weirder this spooky season, tasking their customers with using their home security systems to prove the existence
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
David Beckham Facts-Checks Victoria Beckham in Real Time Over Her Claim That She’s From a ‘Working-Class Family’
It feels like the entire world is tuning in to Netflix’s latest release, a limited documentary series about David and Victoria Beckham, and based on the clips that have gone viral on social media, it’s not hard to understand why.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'That Monkey Is Gonna Come Kill Us!': A Baboon Named 'Momo' Was Briefly On The Loose In Indianapolis
A monkey decided to put a new, terrifying spin on the old adage of monkeying around, wreaking havoc throughout the streets of Indianapolis after breaking loose from their home in the midwestern city.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘If You Have a Safety Phone, Turn It Off!’: Women Warned to Shut off Secret Safety Phones Ahead of FEMA’s Emergency Alert Test
Though FEMA’s upcoming broadcast test may be all about helping Americans stay safe in the event of a national emergency, it may do just the opposite for women hiding cell phones in dangerous living situations.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Janis Ian Did Not Have a Big Fat Lesbian Crush on Regina George: The Mean Girls Joke We All Missed
On October 3rd, Aaron Samuels asked Cady Heron what day it was — and several Mean Girls fans discovered that contrary to popular misconception, Janis Ian probably did not have a big fat lesbian crush on Regina George or anyone for that matter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Two Can Play This Game': Oakland Smash-and-Grab Crew Chased Away By Bystanders With Batons
In a rare display of people being fed up with the constant smash-and-grab robberies plaguing the Bay Area, a group of two bystanders prevented a robbery in Oakland after smashing a group of thieves' windows with batons as they tried to steal from a man.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Two Women Go Undercover as Football Fans in Hopes of Finding Boyfriends
Listen, the dating field is rough out there. You have men being actively mean, sending stream-of-consciousness voice DMs, and creating dating app success charts. So what better way of navigating these rough dating waters than meeting men where they are –
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Gengar, Klymaxxx, and A--icles': Dancers Share the Craziest Names They've Heard While Working In the Adult Industry
All these names can be repurposed for pet names.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'He Has iPad Face': 7-Year-Old Robert De Niro Wants to Know if You Have Games On Your Phone
This kid looks like he’s watched 'Shark Tale,' not that he was in it.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
