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This Chipotle Hack Will Net You Four Meals for $9
Listen up, broke college students: This TikToker’s Chipotle hack may just change your life.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
What Happens When You Lift-Kit the Cheapest Truck in the World?
Like many great minds before them, the team at Donut Media have set out to answer an incredibly important question; one that has grave implications for humanity as we know it. Or maybe it’s not quite that important, but it is one that makes for an enterta
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Bathtubs Full of Benjamins and Toilets Worth More than Your Rent: Some of Lil Tay’s Most Iconic Flexes
Lil Tay, the social media child star who captivated the internet as “the youngest flexer of the century” has died at age 14, according to a statement from her family.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Feels
People Are Convinced the James Webb Question Mark Photo Proves We Live in a Simulation
Though the cosmic question mark recently captured by the James Webb Space Telescope may have bewildered the scientific community, the symbol’s meaning is loud and clear to the conspiracy theorists of Reddit, proving we’re all actually living in a simulati
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'There Are Things In This World That Aren't Real!': Airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas Doubled Down On Claims Passengers Weren't Real In Deleted Tweets
Though Tiffany Gomas may have only recently been identified as the mysterious Karen behind last month’s mega-viral “that motherfucker back there is not real” rant, she doubled down on her claims of shapeshifting fliers shortly after her rise to online inf
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'They Had a Time That Night': The Wild Christmas Party That Led to Three Different Pregnancies
Every Virgo has had the unfortunate realization about being conceived during Christmas time. Well, three babies will grow up to find out they were all conceived on the same Christmas game night.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Retire! Retire! Retire!': Hecklers Implore 81-Year-Old Mitch McConnell To GTFO the Senate and Into Boca Raton
As calls mount for curmudgeonly Republican Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell to go to Hell, there’s another place several voters think he should stop first: A retirement home.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'If Masturbation Is A Crime I Should Be On Death Row’: How Pee-wee Herman Inspired Gilbert Gottfried’s Iconic Rant On Jerking Off
Actor Paul Reubens, best known for portraying the iconic children’s character Pee-wee Herman, died at the age of 70 over the weekend after a private six-year battle with cancer.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Witness an A.I. Laser Robot That Wages Genocide on Weeds
Enter NBC News’ Tech Correspondent Jacob Ward, who shared a fascinating look at a surprisingly useful “killer robot” on TikTok. Ward opens the video by asking, “You want to see a robot that kills weeds with lasers?”
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
The Song of the Summer Is ‘Please Don’t Raise My Rent’
Just kidding, it’s actually weirdly sexy given the subject matter, but sex does sell.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'We NEED to See Them': People Are Desperate to Examine Alien Genitals
Despite former United States Air Force veteran David Grusch proclaiming under oath to the House Oversight Committee that the military is in possession of crashed alien crafts, complete with non-human “biologics,” there has yet to be any concrete proof pre
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
