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People Reveal Their Weirdest Experiences at Somebody Else’s House

We’ve all been to friends’ houses who had a fully stocked beer fridge, or parents who hated each other, or an overtly horny dog humping your leg.

Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'

Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n

‘Being Incredibly Hot is a Curse’: Woman Says Men Won’t Date Her Because She’s Too Sexy

After racking up over 3.5 million views, Los Angeles based comedian, Hope Schwing’s short TikTok found its audience.

Netflix's Newest Children's Film Has a Decidedly NSFW Title

Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ll be determining who we need to chupa at Netflix to get them to change this weird ass title.

‘Adorable Idiots’: Men Reveal Times They Didn’t Get the Hint While Being Flirted With

As Will Smith once said in the 2005 box office smash hit 'Hitch', "With no guile and no game, there's no girl."

Things Guys Didn't Know about Women Until They Experienced One First Hand

Despite knowing them, loving them and literally emerging into the world from them, it seems men know pretty much jack shit about women — as proven through r/AskReddit’s most recent viral monstrosity.

The Cure's Robert Smith Calls Out Ticketmaster on Its Bullshit in Epic Twitter Thread

Earlier this week, Smith became an unlikely voice of ticket sales reform, taking Ticketmaster to task after fans criticized the entertainment company for adding on several exorbitant fees and charges despite the band’s efforts to keep their tickets afford

ChatGPT-4 Paid a Task Rabbit to Help It Pass a CAPTCHA Test

Chat GPT-4, the latest version of OpenAI's artificial intelligence chatbot, was released on March 14th and a day later it has already accomplished some staggering feats, such as turning a hand-drawn sketch into a functional website and creating a fully co

Phallic 9/11 Memorial Erected In North Carolina Goes Viral for All the Wrong (Right) Reasons

Reader, have you ever visited the 9/11 memorial in New York City, gazed into the deep, somber depths of the black pools marking the Twin Towers' original locations and thought quietly to yourself “wow, I wish this memorial had more giant dicks?”

The Mandela Effect Has Come For Sebastian From 'The Little Mermaid'

Nearly 34 years after Disney’s classic princess flick The Little Mermaid first hit theaters in 1989, the world has finally grasped the concept that Ariel has crabs— specifically one crab, a crustaceous friend named Sebastian.

Adele Fans Have No Time For Vinyl

Adele might have just overestimated her core audience's interest in physical media.

Lady Gaga Giving a Cameraman the Death Glare Is the New Spit-Gate

Despite these differing theories — You’ve got some stiff competition, Spit-gate — one thing is for certain: She sure as hell knows how to be everything everywhere all at once.

'Drip Jong Un': Kim Jong Un Is the Supreme Leader of the Gen Z Aesthetic

After nearly 12 years on the throne, North Korean overlord Kim John Un has reemerged as the supreme leader of yet another jurisdiction — the fashion world.

Climate Activists Glue Themselves to a Tanker Full of Cooking Oil Mistaking It For Crude Oil

Instead of stopping big oil, they stopped the slicking of local frying pans.

Cop Thought Her Bodycam Was Off, Records Herself Stealing Nearly $10,000 from Resident

The female officer and her co-conspirator can be seen pocketing various items they find while doing a search of the premises.

'Yes, He's the A--hole': Husband Refuses to Split Bill For the Birth of His Child

On today’s installment of men being the most oblivious creatures on the planet...

'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname

Trump recently took a break from (allegedly) cheating at golf, shilling NFTs, and attempting to mansplain the McDonald’s menu to cashiers in a crisis zone, to perfect his evil (sick) nickname for his primary opponent, Republican Florida governor, Ron DeSa

Jake Paul Blames His Loss to Tommy Fury on Wet Dream

Weeks after YouTuber Jake Paul made headlines (on Macaulay Culkin’s half-birthday) after spectacularly losing his boxing match against pro fighter Tommy Fury, the somehow less-annoying Paul brother got candid about his loss, blaming the defeat on a wet dr

Elon Apologizes After Publicly Ridiculing and Firing Disabled Employee

The 2019 Icelandic Businessman of the year, celebrated disability advocacy and the first non-Björk Icelander to gain a scrap of international relevance, Halli Thorleifsson, managed to accomplish the impossible this week: Getting Space Karen Elon Musk to a

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

The IRS Reminds Taxpayers to Report Gains From Stolen Property and Illegal Activities

Bad news for thieves, scammers and basically everyone except for that one woman on Extreme Cheapskates who stole her family’s belongings throughout the year only to return them at Christmas time, well before EOY — the IRS is coming for you.

'Shopping Carts and the 1995 Jacksonville Jaguars' Are Only Exceptions to 'Rule 34'

Despite finding its origins nearly two decades ago, Rule 34 — the old internet adage that “If it exists, there is porn of it” — is still *(very) much applicable, a lesson the fine people r/AskReddit recently learned the hard way.

People Think Justin Bieber's Birthday Pics Are Proof He Hates His Wife

After weeks of silently standing in the eye of the internet’s latest celebrity beef, it seems Justin Bieber has finally spoken … or at least let his lighter do the talking.

Mr. Beast Asked His Fans for Free Labor and They Gladly Responded

We can’t guarantee that fixing Mr. Beast’s Feastable displays will earn you a $10,000 check from YouTube’s biggest creator, but we can guarantee that not fixing his displays, won’t.

'Alpha Man' Says He's Going to Steal Your Girl... But Not a Single Person in the World Is Worried

He's bought himself a Maserati and a McLaren, and thinks that he can use them to take your girl.